Smarty Pants - Seattle
American,Comfort Food
Laid-back restaurant offering ...
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Menu
This menu was last updated on
2/3/18.
Although we have many accurate menus, they change often
and it should be assumed this menu is not 100% accurate.
If you want to be sure the dishes are still offered or confirm the prices are
correct, please call the restaurant by tapping the call button above.
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Appetizers
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CHIPS & SALSA
Need we say anything more? Yes. We make our salsa FRESH daily!
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$5.95
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HUMMUS PLATE
Fresh homemade hummus, toasted pita bread, cucumber, tomato, peperoncini and red onion.
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$10.25
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NACHOS
Corn chips topped w/melted cheese, black olives, sour cream, jalapenos, salsa & avocado spread. Add chicken, pork, carne asada or Field Roast for 2.50.
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$10.50
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QUESADILLA
Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos. Add carne asada, chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili for 2.50
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$9.95
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Soups
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ALWAYS HOMEMADE SOUP
Bowl for 6. Our soup is made fresh daily!
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$4.00
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FRITO PIE
A meal sized serving of our meat or veggie chili atop a bed of Fritos. Finished w/green onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream. Dee-lish!
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$7.95
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VEGGIE OR MEAT CHILI
Bowl for 6.75. Said to be the best this side of the Duwamish. Served with green onion and grated cheddar cheese.
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$4.95
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Greens
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* Salad Dressings
Blue Cheese, 1000 Island, Italian, Honey Mustard, Caesar, Ranch, Tiptop
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CHEF'S SALAD
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons & macaroni tossed in choice of dressing. Topped w/ham or turkey, swiss & cheddar cheese & hardboiled egg.
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$11.75
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CHICKEN CAESAR
Mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and our zesty Caesar dressing.
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$10.95
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GARDEN SALAD
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.
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$8.50
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TACO SALAD
Mixed greens tossed w/zesty dressing on a bed of corn chips. Topped w/chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa & black olives.
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$11.75
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THE CHOPPER
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato and our Tiptop dressing.
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$11.75
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Sandwiches
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* Gluten Free
Gluten free? No problem, sub a gluten free wrap for 2.00
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* Sandwich Substitute
Sub vegetarian Field Roast on any sandwich.
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* Sandwiches Include
All sandwiches come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw and a pickle. Sub green salad 2.00, soup 2.50 or chili 2.75.
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B.E.L.T.
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce and tomato topped w/sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough w/mayo.
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$11.25
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CHICAGO ITALIAN BEEF
Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house-roasted beef served on a french roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera and juice. Add cheese for 1.00.
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$11.75
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CHICKENHAWK
Sliced chicken breast grilled w/BBQ sauce then topped w/monterey jack cheese, red onion & bacon on a toasted french roll.
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$11.95
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CLUB PANTS
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough w/mayo and avocado spread.
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$11.95
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DELUXE GRILLED CHEESE
Avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.
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$10.50
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FALCONE
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce and mayo. Served on a french roll.
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$11.75
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FIRECRACKER
Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato and mayo.
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$11.75
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FLIPPER
Our homemade tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.
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$11.50
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FRENCH DIP
Thinly sliced house roasted beef & Swiss grilled & topped w/our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted french roll w/homemade au jus.
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$11.95
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GRINGA
Our succulent slow-roasted pork topped w/fresh lime juice, lettuce & tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll w/mayo.
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$11.75
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LIL' BRAT
Turkey, corned beef or Field Roast. A classic reuben w/choice of meat sliced thin, topped w/kraut, swiss & our classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.
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$11.75
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LIL' PHILLY
Rich house roasted beef or chicken breast grilled w/onions, green peppers & swiss. Served on a toasted french roll w/horseradish sauce.
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$11.75
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MS. PIGGY
Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.
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$11.75
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PIT BOSS
Savory ham, smoked bacon & swiss cheese topped w/tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato & peperoncini on a toasted french roll w/mayo.
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$11.95
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SCAMP
Lean ham grilled w/Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll topped w/lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.
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$11.50
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TAYLOR STREET ITALIAN
Coppa, genoa salami, ham & provolone cheese topped w/lettuce, oil & vin, oregano, mayo & giardiniera on a toasted french roll.
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$11.95
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THUNDERBIRD
Breaded and seasoned chicken breast smothered in mozzarella and our marinara on a french roll.
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$11.95
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TROUBLEMAKER
Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and Trouble sauce.
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$11.95
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TURKEY AND AVOCADO
Grilled turkey w/own avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.
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$11.95
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VEGGIE SUB
A toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! Served w/lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, cucumber, monterey jack & hummus. Available w/Field Roast for 11.95.
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$10.50
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WEST LOOP MEATBALL
Four homemade meatballs on a french roll topped with our marinara and mozzarella.
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$11.95
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Specialities
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* Specials
5:30pm to close.
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BACON WRAPPED BBQ MEATLOAF
Served w/mashers, gravy and veggies.
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$13.95
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BEEF STROGANOFF
Sirloin steak, mushrooms & onions sauteed & finished with a red wine cream sauce served over egg noodles & topped w/sour cream served w/side salad & garlic bread.
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$14.25
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CHICKEN AND A BISCUIT
Tender roasted chicken, veggies & our creamy herb sauced served over a split scratch made buttermilk biscuit & topped w/cheddar.
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$12.95
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Spaghetti & Meatballs
Our scratch made zesty red sauce & meatballs served over pasta & topped w/parmesan. Served w/garlic bread & side salad.
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$13.95
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Desserts
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RUSTY'S FAMOUS CHEESECAKE
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$6.95
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